Gaunt and Salway
Royal Green Jacket
is the incomplete RGJ verse, if anyone can fill in
the blanks please email:
It will be very much appreciated.
security of childhood can be found the Green Jacket.
The Green Jacket
is a complicated creature; He is a millionaire without a bob, a maverick without
a pack of cards, laziness with a grin, conservative by persuasion, loyalist by
He is naturally short in stature but long on guts, he sometimes
loses but strives never to give in, he should have a good eye for trouble, but
at the *********or serving from them, lying or dancing on them, but more than
likely swinging from them.
His likes are:
Ladies, Women, Girls, Mothers, Wives, Sisters, Daughters,
Aunts, girlfriends, Grandmothers and any members of the opposite sex, but not
always in that order.
His dislikes are:
RAF, Navy Police, Army food, Cabbage mechanics, Unions,
Parliamentarians of any shape or form or orders of any kind.
Code of Conduct
A Green Jacket lives strictly within a code of conduct known as
the soldiers 10 commandments****************all others
Thou shalt not steal thy comrades kit least thy sins be visited upon by
the quickness of the hand that blacketh the eye.
2. Thou shalt
humour thy paymaster so that thy credits be as numerous as the sand of Egypt
3. Thou shalt not
park your arse in the Cos. Office as this greatly angers the RSM. The God of